“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.” ~~ Mark Twain
Filed Under: Health, Humor, Mark Twain
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can’t make him think.” ~~ Milton Berle
“If people did not do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.” ~~ Ludwig Wittgenstein
“A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.” ~~ Milton Berle
“Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make dreams come true and the tendency to miss lunch.” ~~ Tim Berners-Lee
“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” ~~ Groucho Marx
“There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.” ~~ Steven Wright
“Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.” ~~ Steven Wright
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